AROUND THE WORLD NEWS
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THE STORY BEHIND AROUND THE WORLD NEWS
Once upon a time there was a world called Earth and on this world was a lot of people. All of these people were doing a lot of noteworthy things and no one really knew what was going on somewhere else. So someone invented NEWSPAPERS, bundled togehther peices of paper with black and white text and an occasional picture. From that day on, life was grand, and all was fair. Untill 1998, when the news started to get out of hand...and a new paper was needed. A paper that could handle the tedious work of reporting on a world that never sleeps, this news paper is... AROUND THE WORLD NEWS!
Do you think that you are responsable enough to handle the final frontier, the news? Well, if so, write a news areticle that's funny, and if I like it it will be put up with your name credited. Imagine it, yourself, a co-editor for Around the World News...
NEWS ARTICLES
California Crushed by 9.7 Earthquake! General Mills Owns Breakfast.
Sumo Wrestling Debacle
Geico to Announce Love Insurance
Iraq Strikes Back.
Guy Gets Lost in Mall
New York Proclaims New Probable Cause Policy, Rap Industry in BIG trouble.
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